"I’m going to order a three course meal where each meal is dessert."
— Leslie Knope Parks and Recreation
— Leslie Knope Parks and Recreation
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"I found a date for Anne, I put an add on Craigslist “man seeking man for night of casual fun"
— Jerry Parks and Recreation
— Jerry Parks and Recreation
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"You gotta dangle the carrot, literally and metaphorically."
— Donna Parks and Recreation
— Donna Parks and Recreation
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(via vinosintetico)
if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
That’s fucked up. I would never lock my dog in a trunk.
(via c0rnfields)
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(Source: togifs, via tastefullyoffensive)
Exactly. If my next boyfriend hasn’t seen all these movies then 1) he is probably not gay and 2) I will not date him.
(Source: nevillles, via c0rnfields)
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operationinfuriatedpunishment:
Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage.
God damn motherduckers
adam and eve, not huey and louie
This reminds me of when Leslie married the gay penguins. And then she became the Queen of the Gays. My inspiration.
(Source: mymagicaljourney, via ohh-hey)
"It’s always been a dream of mine to be a rug and it has finally happened"
— Tom Parks and Recreation
— Tom Parks and Recreation
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