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Being LAME
why do I care? I don’t know.
Cause one minute I will want you and then realize that you are the biggest douchedick ever. You don’t deserve to be happy. Ok maybe you do, you had a rough year. But why would you make me miserable? Is this karma? Cause it honestly sucks tits. I am young and beautiful and should be dating people and having fun. But Im not. I think about how I really could’ve loved you and miss that and compare it to everyone. And you are with the girl you were seeing the whole time you were seeing me… and happy. And I’m just here. I bet I never cross your mind. But you cross mine almost every day, still.
This is so dumb, get over it, wasn’t a big deal. He isn’t even that cute. But I never let anyone in ever. And the one person I do ends up being a dickhead.
So yes, Karma. I bet all my ex boyfriends who I broke up with for no reason are laughing at me being miserable and alone while they are with the love of their lives.
Don’t even get me started on that. Love of your life. Please, we were meant to love many people through out our lives. It happens.
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Remind me
to never read through my tumblr again.
I hate reliving those memories.
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Why are there so many Ryan’s in the world? Honestly, I can’t keep track of them all.
Am I sick for wanting to see blood and wounds and people suffering? Well yes when I say it like that. I just want to be there to help people, stitch them up. It’s an art. It’s so exciting. It makes me anxious just thinking about it.
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This is surely not what you thought it’d be.
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- Zooey Deschanel:Is that rain?
- Siri:What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel:Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri:...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel:Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri:Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel:Remind me to clean up.
- Siri:Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel:Tomorrow.
- Siri:I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel:Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri:I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel:Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri:I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel:*dances*
- Siri:Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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